Macs vs PCs

Macs are used by designers.

PCs are used by the corporate stiff-necks.

Macs are for the Free-spirited.

PCs are for the compliant souless zombies who work their butts off to service their cars and houses.

Macs' mouse only has one button. One button to rule them all.

PCs have 2 buttons; for the extremely Kaisus or ppl who dono how to use their forefinger efficiently.

Then for the posers who try to defect to Macs, the ever gracious Apple ppl have created such a thing called the virtual pc, which is a software that helps your Mac to run like a PC. In this mode, the Mac loses its optimal performance level and runs like a Half-past six PC, which means simply this: you CRAP-idise your MAC.

Why in the world would you want to force your Mac to run like a PC when you can run it at its optimal level in its original FORMAT??

Won't you just leave it alone??!!

Some ppl will never understand why a Mac is a Mac. Once you use it, you really don feel like using a PC again...

The world is truly divided into people who use Macs and ppl who use PCs.



Right now, I feel like a Mac running on Virtual PC.

Go figure.

I am so gonna be outta here!